Our Hungarian friend is going to struggle with this one! Joe Ely, from Lubbock, Texas, is just about my most favorite singer/songwriter. He wrote "Have you ever seen Dallas from a DC-9 at night?" Remember that one? What a great song. And the title of this posting comes from his song, "I Musta Notta gotta lotta sleep last night."
Shall we have some fun with THIS line?? I think yes. Let's see, "She musta notta gotta lotta sense to marry that old geezer!"
"I musta notta gotta lotta good advice at the bar last night or my head would'nt be hurtin so badly."
"I musta notta gotta lotta friends over the years or it's just my breath that's bad."
"I musta notta gotta lotta try in me or I woulda coulda shoulda done better."
"He musta notta gotta lotta responses from his online dating profile when he said that he was only interested in motorcycles and whores!" Or...maybe he did.
"We musta notta gotta lotta nurturing or we'd say sweeter things about The Ancient One!"
"They musta notta gotta lotta warning about how freakin HOT it gets in Texas or the first settlers woulda just kept on moving!"
"You all must notta gotta lotta things to do to be reading THIS!
Okay, my sister, KK has gone completely bonkers. How am I supposed to respond to this drivel? This is a woman with an incredible mind and this is what is occupying it today. She must be bored.
I happen to know that the guy who hangs out with whores and is only interested in motorcycles is a real guy whose profile KK saw on an online dating service. Perhaps she just needs to get laid but musta notta gotta lotta normal guys to answer her own profile that has a list of one hundred things she wants in a man, none of which includes a Harley or the matching truck stop harlot that occasionally comes with it.
One of KK's quirks is that she loves colloquialisms and takes great delight in making up long, involved stories just so she can use one at a cocktail party. She accuses people of lying just so she can say, 'Oh, that old dog won't hunt' and takes pride in bringing down arrogant men with a purposefully loud, 'Make him take off that Stetson he's all hat and no cattle!'.
I musta notta gotta lotta patience for this sort of thing but I do remember one of these from high school that made us laugh and you have to be a Texan to pull it off. Say this out loud:
MR NOT PIGS
LIB MR PIGS
Translated this means literally:
Them are pigs
Them are not pigs
Oh yes they are pigs
Well, I'll be, them are pigs
Hahahahaha I love that one,