The Midlife Gals have been thinking...always a scary prospect...about 'security questions.' You know, the ones you have to make up for online security...or pick the default questions that some idiot thought up to REALLY trick the criminals. Here's our list:
Sal's Security Questions:
What is your favorite vodka?
The cheapest
What is your favorite curse word?
Dick head
What would be your ideal job?
Cocktail contest judge
What was the name of your kindergarten school?
Mother's walk-in closet/purse section
What do you sleep in?
Only step-ins/no jammies
What's your favorite food?
pâté de foie gras or a Frito Pie with extra cheese
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KK's Security Questions:
In what location did you lose your virginity?
Parent's living room floor
What did you name your current automobile?
Kukla
What goes with olives?
Seriously? Martinis...du'uh.
Which husband was your favorite?
Mr. 3
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Now, if we can just remember our answers!
KK and Sal
